An A"maze"ingly Hard Maze!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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CHEESY JOKE! CHEESY JOKE ALERT!
 Sorry about that.

Down to business. The Corn Maze!!!! The hardest maze EVER imaginable (in my opinion...then again, I've hardly ever gone in mazes, so please take my opinion as a grain of salt)!!!! It will confuse you beyond our human comprehension! It took my sister and I a little over an hour to get through this thing. Now mind you, we're not stupid. This thing was BIG. And the corn must've been 7 feet tall. I AM NOT KIDDING. You also have trivia questions (in the category of your choice) you have to answer that lead you in the correct direction. If you're wrong, you're WRONG. You have to go back to the exact space where you originally answered the question and take another crack at it. My sister and I chose the category "Movies, Music and TV". But these question were from a long time ago!!! We don't know the answers!!! Finally a Corn Cop (one of the workers) led us through the maze and got us much closer to the exit.

SARCASM TIME:
It was very reassuring that on the back of her shirt it said:

CORN COP
Don't follow me, I'm lost, too!

That would have really freaked me out if she didn't have a cheat sheet version of the map in her hand.
My point is, if you're just lying around one day thinking, "Hmm, I really want to do a lot of running around, confusing myself, and difficult as heck," then I would highly suggest the Corn Maze. You might find this hard to believe, but I had A LOT of fun. Who cares if you're lost and hot and tired?! It really was fun. It was also rewarding to walk back up the hill and get a giant jug of apple cider and a big bag of kettle corn.
Unfortunately, my sister and I were racing our parents, and we lost by a landslide. But boo hoo for us, it's just a maze.

One more thing: at the end we got stickers that said "I Survived the Maze!"
It really depends on their definition of "survived"....